- @AlexandreHolder the obsession was def with the disgusting plastic buggies she put them in in reply to 487tissuebot #
- @AlexandreHolder she did but no loyalty. There was 1 maybe w/ a vanilla-y scent and a plastic head, feet and hands w/bean bag velour body in reply to 487tissuebot #
- @AlexandreHolder wilma too old? She's 4,never wanted certain doll, loved those disgusting plastic buggies & put teddies in. Loves barbie now in reply to AlexandreHolder #
- Loving Clare Melford's Buddhism for business on @BBCRadio4 #
- @Lilydunnwriter am on a mission, will share info once have tracked them down. in reply to denicetm #
- am hunting black skinny proper mid rise jeans, any suggestions twitter? #
- @Damian_Barr congrats on the 5000 salonistas – you're right to be inspired by this beautiful throng! #
- @kylehugall no, how times have changed, it's a chi-chi restaurant. Big kiss to you xx in reply to kylehugall #
- We're at 10 Greek st. #
- @LouAnscomb Thank you! You've made my day…writing next book now, takes bloody ages and lovely feedback is always motivating! in reply to LouAnscomb #
- @WelshIrvine just read Skagboys review in Times, you doing any London readings? X #
- @roughversion yes please x in reply to tiarakartikaa #
- Lordy lord brad and ange are 'gaged. #
- @roughversion don't you just love a Mayfair moment? I ruined lots of peoples' on weds when I took unruly kids to lunch at Dover St Market x in reply to roughversion #
- father in law:“@Wilco44 We're about to leave Dubai for Abu Dhabi, I'm going to drive Rolls Ghost as His Excellency wants to read the Koran.” #
- @BBCWomansHour norm wear Geranium, orange/red but now wearing Eternal Optimist (pinky/nude) to help channel good vibes for a brave friend. in reply to BBCWomansHour #
- Reckon there's a Larry David sketch in here somewhere: Should I Follow My Shrink on Twitter? http://t.co/WQNhhS6A #
- @henryholland I don't know but yo've just reminded me I still have some in my coat pocket downstairs in reply to henryholland #
- @Taffyagent you need Two Hands Brilliant Disguise Moscato – not red but delish and only 6.5%, it's THE wine for pregnant ladeez x in reply to Taffyagent #
- Off to Hirst at Tate Modern. Hoping 7 year olds chocolate comedown will lift when he sees shark, skulls etc. #
- In Dubai, grandad?! “@Wilco44: At last! Sitting in fabulous restaurant smoking huge cigars.” #
- @LordPlumpton just hoping that taking the kids upstairs to look at it counts as an 'activity' #schoolhols in reply to LordPlumpton #
- There's a duck in my window box http://t.co/EMphVH9O #
- @roughversion Sounds like you've had quite a week x #
- @fredbutlerstyle So glad you enjoyed the piece. Thank you! in reply to fredbutlerstyle #
- Kids already moaning that I've booked us all tickets for Hirst on Mon. Getting my own back for having to sit thru Alvin &The Chipmunks pt3. #
- @ShitHomemaker will do (will enjoy serving to husband who's into all that foodie provenance stuff). in reply to ShitHomemaker #
- @ShitHomemaker just curious. Have rep for being disastrous in kitchen but working on my skills. Love the unlikely… in reply to ShitHomemaker #
- @ShitHomemaker are you joking about the mullerlite marinade?! in reply to ShitHomemaker #
- Finally, the bag I've been pestering a guy at Tila March in Paris for weeks about is ready for me. Handing my cash over tomorrow! #
- No Topshop I don't need an email suggesting '5 ways to wear hot pants' #
- Excited about Hirst retrospective after seeing Noel Fielding show tonight on Channel Four #
- Just heard there's a festival in a zoo this summer http://t.co/1FTCrl5S Party animal puns ahoy. #
- @marguerite_tom Reckon you might be right x in reply to anninashori #
- Damian Lewis in Homeland reminds me strangely of Steve from Sex and the City. Poss because of way he mumbles? #
- Sticking with Essie Eternal Optimist on my pinkies. #
- Apple tv, this sign in nonsense is a ball ache. #
- @Lilydunnwriter if you find someone to put your kids to bed, can you send them over to mine afterwards please? in reply to srta_roman #
- @hirocat that fiver is half way to cheeky mid week manicure x in reply to hirocat #
- Cabby mum at son's school given me voucher code for new black taxi app http://t.co/7mloSXvP. Type in HVDYN for a fiver off yr next cab ride. #
- Pearls a singer is in my head. #
- Zippos circus just rolled onto Blackheath for school hols, right next to the barriers for the missile defence system for the Olympics. Nice. #
- Blimey, there is actually quite a queue for petrol. #
- Off to panic buy some petrol and maybe some @acnestudios sandals from @NETAPORTER as a reward if I make it back home #
- It would seem that Janice Soprano is on my train. #
- I am turning over to watch something about Paris and Art Nouveau. Bye Busy. #
- There's someone called Busy in the credits of Cougar Town. #
- Earl grey candle by Jonathan Adler at Skandium is delish http://t.co/UynRh4Gm #
- fennel tea not working. #
- Non scientific testing of wild fennel tea as appetite suppressant: will I make it through til 8pm… #
- New 30 Rock on telly end of the month… #
- So now it's the 20% then?“@HuffingtonPost: One in five adults receive an allowance from mom and dad http://t.co/rgIlizLX” #
- Anyone out there writing, chk these lectures (Wolfe, Atwood, Angleou, Theroux lots more) from way back – fab 'research' http://t.co/WNYVLzew #
- “@jojomoyes: There are two women behind me discussing where Jonny Depp lives. One has 'looked through his windows'. Both in their 70s.” #
- @VictoriaPeckham tears in eyes reading column today, my 1st words same as yours after call from care home to say my dad had finally gone. #
- Sound of little girls with tap shoes worse than nails down blackboard #
- Finally watching Private Lives of Pippa Lee. #
- @NatashaSloman all fine and dandy over south east…x in reply to RedboneSharra #
- @NatashaSloman hey up lovey! Good to see you on here x #
- @Damian_Barr well, if you're going to rock a bow tie, least I could do was stick on some lippy. Enjoy the sunshine. in reply to Damian_Barr #
- @Damian_Barr *whispers gently* well done you. in reply to sufcjess96 #
- Dennis Potter, bless him, had blossom outside his window. I've got a windbag up a ladder. #
- Does he think that because he's up high no one can hear him? He's still fucking belching. #
- Trying still to appreciate 'nowness' of the day & the fucking window cleaner has just burped on his ladder a few ft away. And then belched. #
- Woken up with words from Dennis Potter in head from last night's #frostoninterviews will try and see some 'nowness' today. Wish me luck. #
- Woah, temptation to cave in to (naff) mini me wardrobe situation in @LibertyLondon kids dept with 4 y/o almost got better of me. #
- One for iplayer…that money man Alvin Hall is doing radio4 show with Bonfire of Vanities as starting pt. 25 yrs on has anything changed? #
- Wtf has happened to Cos? It's like someone's puked up the worst bits from Zara onto the shop floor. #
- @tiffanymurray Absolutely! So long as I keep the word count-online shopping ratio in check. Up next, 5000 words = pair of shoes… in reply to tiffanymurray #
- Perfect, not-fucked-about-with denim shirt. @topshop, thirty quid ta very much. http://t.co/oTLDEZlU #
- @AlanCarr make sure she's warmed your clothes up on the radiator too. in reply to KIndach #
